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How To Change The Taste of Semen - From Bitter to Better

It’s difficult to describe that semen tastes like because every man is different. The same goes for taste buds.

 

The general recipe for boy juice is fructose, sodium, 1% sperm, and a dash of vitamins and minerals, but the flavor has been described as fresh oysters, old pennies, cleaning products, black truffles, balloons, bad sour cream, shampoos, or just plain bitter/salty/sweet … And guys wonder why many partners aren’t keen on swallowing.

 

 

And before we continue any further, I’ll throw in the reminder/disclaimer of safety, STIs, and medical checks etc.

 

 

What causes the bad taste?

 

The same the thing causes it to taste good – health and diet (or any general intake in your body). For example, foods that are high in sulfur content, like cauliflower, cabbage, and broccoli will make it taste quite bad.

 

 

 

How do you know your taste?

 

“Well he/she swallows, so it must be good.”

 

I hate to burst the male bubble, but that’s not always true. Most of the time, it comes from either a need to impress or simply to show them how much you care about them, but there are MANY ways to subtly get rid of it, or just power through and pray you get to drink something soon.

 

You could just flat out ask, but the answer might be brutal honesty that deflates the ego or a little white lie that tries to spare your feelings. Either that or you’re lucky and actually do taste nice.

 

 

 

The Sciencey Shit

 

Unfortunately, there hasn’t been any significant stab by the scientific community – mostly because trials and data compiling takes money, and that money comes from government funding or big business (both of which are only going to fund something if they can make money off of it as well).

 

"Scientifically researching this would be a very difficult process," says Jerry Coyne, Ph.D., professor of ecology and evolution at the University of Chicago. "You could take sperm samples, but flavor is a subjective phenomenon based on how chemicals react with receptors in your brain."

 

However, there has been plenty of informal testing.

 

 

Stuff that makes it taste bad:

 

 

Caffeine – a little is okay but large amounts will end up making things taste bitter

 

Dairy – the good bacteria for your digestive tract doesn’t equate to good southern tastes.

 

Meat – It might be heaven in the mouth, but it will just add extra salt to the system. I guess that’s why vegetarians have better release flavors (rumor has it). If the carnivore in you craves flesh, go for the white meat.

 

Processed Foods – These have plenty of chemicals that will screw with discharges. Sorry.

 

Asparagus – It should be pretty obvious since it makes your pee smell funky.

 

Drugs and Alcohol – These feel good substances are better left for after play time (if you want your juices to be something palatable).

 

Smoking – This shit INFUSES more than just semen. It will also come out of your skin and nipples. Not to mention making your breath taste foul. Better to cut it out altogether.

 

 

 

Stuff that makes it taste good

 

Water – Dehydration will reduce the amount of seminal fluid.

 

Some Fruits – Everyone knows pineapple will work some magic, but did you know that lemons, plums, blueberries, kiwis, and cranberries (which help with PH levels) will work just as well.

 

Certain Herbs – Things like peppermint, parsley, and wheatgrass.

 

Cinnamon – Highly recommended across the board. Find ways to slip it into your diet (things like in your coffee or a dash in your cooking etc.)

 

Celery – High in vitamin C and flushes out some of the salty taste. Not to mention the negative calories. Stock up your fridge with this snack.

 

Enhancers – Even if big pharmaceutical hasn’t totally jumped on the bandwagon, plenty of companies have gone ahead and made pills to

 

General Healthy Eating will help in the long run – and not just for your personal cocktail. Make sure you have your annual checkups and be aware that medication will also alter things (don’t stop your meds just to have candy flavored squirts! Just balance it with other things).

 

 

A few final things to keep in mind:

 

  • Some experts say drinking a glass or two of fruit juice a couple hours before will do nothing.
  • They also say that doing something for a few days before, or long-term changes to your diet will affect the taste.
  • However, no amount of food or changes will make it taste like the ice cream we wish it was.

 

If all else fails, you could just cook with it. Yes, that’s a thing … which we will leave for another day.

 

Have a tasty day!

Robyn

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